Toothpaste refill

Answer: First of all, you must know that it is easier to use once the box is open#Sowhat Then take your toothbrush (or your toilet brush, we won’t judge), wet it slightly, shake off the excess water (take this opportunity to bless a family member while singing this, for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7fwaoZc5WA) Rub the brush on the bar and… brush your teeth (yes I know… totally nuts). Voilà! Now you can French kiss anyone you want.

Answer: All I know is that it foams enough to pretend you got rabies and make your kids super uncomfortable #Sowhat

Answer: Did you know? The essential oils’ main job is to prevent infections, so they have antibacterial properties. Also, germs cannot grow on it because it doesn’t contain any water. None of our products contain water because in fact… water is super dangerous: one can drown in it.

Answer: No, but you can brush your teeth with our shampoo and call it shampaste (but you have been warned… it is totally gross).

Answer: No, for various reasons I shall explain in a super long and documented article asap (I might even write jokes in my article, for a change). In the meantime, who wants to give me a summary of this? https://www.nature.com/articles/ijos201438

Answer: The same way you store all solid products: let it dry between uses: LEAVE THE BOX OPEN. Don’t let water lie in there or… it will melt quicker.

Answer: Soon. Everything is ready, we are waiting for our new lab to start production (it is in progress, we will keep you posted).

Answer: Of course, it is completely disgusting, that’s why we are selling it.