The first thing to know is that it’s easier to use it when you are stark naked.
(You can wait until you’ve finished reading this post before you start stripping off)
“I have dry hair, what soap should I use?”
➡️None. Soap doesn’t like hair, and vice-versahttps://washwashcousin.be/…/quest-ce-qui-difference-un-sha…/
“I have dry skin, which soap should I use?”
➡️All of them All our soaps are superfatted, which protects your skin’s hydrolipidic film #blessyou
➡️ Baby soap
“Is it true that your soaps are made from death metal and hip hop?”
➡️« Roots bloody Roots dans ma benz benz benz »🤘
“I read on the internet that soap kills baby whales”
➡️Well, that must be true. And honestly, I’ve had enough of baby whales digging holes in my garden.
“I am pregnant, which soap can I use? Any of them, except the ones containing mint, cedar, patchouli, lemon litsea, lavandin, or petitgrain bigarade.
So we advise you to use the one for pregnant women, for example #yesweknowitsclearlycrazy
“Can I use it to wash my face?”
➡️Of course you can. You can also brush your teeth with our shampoo or wash your hair with our toothpaste. You do you. We love you. However, you should be aware that the pH of a cold saponified soap isn’t particularly suitable for the skin on your face. Your best bet to wash your face is our cleansing bar (even if you don’t wear makeup)
“How should I store it?”
➡️Away from water and humidity. Water is to soap as kryptonite is to Superman, as stress is to Christel and as community management is to Martin.
You don’t need to buy a soap holder. Simply keep it in a (DRY) wash mitt away from your shower/bath/pond.
“How long will a solid bar of soap last?”
➡️I imagine you realise that this will depend on several factors; if you leave it to stagnate at the bottom of a full bath there is a strong chance it won’t last too long #thatsmadbro
That also depends on the number of people who will use the soap, the colour of your tiles, your grandma’s first name and of course the atmospheric pressure at the time of your shower/bath/swimming session.
“Will it make my eyes sting?”
➡️Yes, don’t wash your eyes with it.
“I was sick yesterday”
➡️That’s great, I’ll talk to my fridge about it when I get home. Promise.
If you have any other questions, don’t hesitate to ask in the comments, I clearly won’t answer #saywhat
Ok I have to go I’m going to buy some shower gel #WHATNOW