Solid detangling conditioner

Answer: No.

Answer: Ok, just kidding… you are already on the right page.

Answer: Stock management is definitely the part of the job over which Martin, Valentine and myself could easily kill each other with caustic soda#Sowhat Valentine: “Guys, there no cocoa butter left” Martin: “What? Do you eat it or what? I’m gonna have a stroke” Christel: “Yeah? If you have a stroke, I’ll shoot myself ok?” Valentine: “You ok there, managing your burnouts?” Ok so we finally manage to handle our stock but we don’t know much about our retailers’ (like you don’t know anything about your neighbors’ shopping list)#oryoudoit #Anditisabitweird

Answer: Rub under hot water to gather some milk and apply it to the length of the hair. Only use a tiny bit or your hair will become greasy faster than your 2-year-old with a jar of mayo. The magic happens during rinsing. + Let the product dry thoroughly between uses. Keep away from heat.

Answer: It is not our makeup remover but our shampoo. This is one of the reasons why our online orders are now shipped in their 100% compostable packaging. PLEASE STOP BRUSHING YOUR TEETH WITH OUR SHAMPOO IMMEDIATELY!

Answer: You don’t need conditioner.

Answer: Nooooooooot meeeeeee! You cannot use it: No essential oils for pregnant or breastfeeding women or children under 3.

Answer: The time it takes for you to wash the rest of your body OR to do 347 lunges in your shower…#youdecide

Answer: Contrary to what you may think, a solid product is much more economical that the standard products. You see, our conditioner does not contain any water so it will melt slowly. Ok you have to consider the number of people who will be using this conditioner and the length of your hair, the direction the wind blows, if you let it dry nicely between uses and the square of the hypotenuse of your shower right angle. Ok let me go now, going to order silicones#WHATNOW

Answer: No.

Answer: Ok, just kidding… you are already on the right page.

Answer: Stock management is definitely the part of the job over which Martin, Valentine and myself could easily kill each other with caustic soda#Sowhat Valentine: “Guys, there no cocoa butter left” Martin: “What? Do you eat it or what? I’m gonna have a stroke” Christel: “Yeah? If you have a stroke, I’ll shoot myself ok?” Valentine: “You ok there, managing your burnouts?” Ok so we finally manage to handle our stock but we don’t know much about our retailers’ (like you don’t know anything about your neighbors’ shopping list)#oryoudoit #Anditisabitweird

Answer: Rub under hot water to gather some milk and apply it to the length of the hair. Only use a tiny bit or your hair will become greasy faster than your 2-year-old with a jar of mayo. The magic happens during rinsing. + Let the product dry thoroughly between uses. Keep away from heat.

Answer: It is not our makeup remover but our shampoo. This is one of the reasons why our online orders are now shipped in their 100% compostable packaging. PLEASE STOP BRUSHING YOUR TEETH WITH OUR SHAMPOO IMMEDIATELY!

Answer: You don’t need conditioner.

Answer: Nooooooooot meeeeeee! You cannot use it: No essential oils for pregnant or breastfeeding women or children under 3.

Answer: The time it takes for you to wash the rest of your body OR to do 347 lunges in your shower…#youdecide

Answer: Contrary to what you may think, a solid product is much more economical that the standard products. You see, our conditioner does not contain any water so it will melt slowly. Ok you have to consider the number of people who will be using this conditioner and the length of your hair, the direction the wind blows, if you let it dry nicely between uses and the square of the hypotenuse of your shower right angle. Ok let me go now, going to order silicones#WHATNOW