Deodorant Balm for pregnant women

Answer: Yep, I swear, a crazy deo.

Answer: Like an ointment, with your finger… or your elbow or any other part of your body you find interesting. #yousee

Answer: NOT AT ALL of course, that’s why we are selling it.

Answer: 300h...

Answer: Nope. But you can very well tell yourself that you’ll have peace all day even after spending 2 hours trying not to eat the tarmac while rollerblading #livedthat

Answer: If you are like me and your house is freezing cold and you keep it on packed ice, no wonder. Keep it close to a heat source, inside a polar bear fur or a heater if you find that safer.

Answer: If, unlike me, you live in an oven and you keep it next to magma, that’s normal. Rather keep it in your fridge for example. While you’re at it, fill it with beer and invite us for a drink #mightaswell #sowhat

Answer: You are allergic to bicarb of soda. It happens. Stop using it.

Answer: Yes I will, I PROMISE, when I am done with the 2000 things a day Martin wants me to do in stroboscope mode #loveyabro

Answer: You have a few options. o You can take it to the recycle bin and hold a resurrection ceremony while singing Circle of Life for example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9u21s1wuok o You can keep it to store spices or any legal substance. o You can keep the lids and stick them onto a headband to make Mickey Mouse ears. Super classy at the office… to the power of 1000 (please send pics!). o You can send them back to me, I’ll throw them at Martin when he grinds my carrot. o You can send them back to us and we will burn them in the parents’ garden. (Just kidding, we will recycle them and you will find the address on the jar).